Chaddy Mc’chadface and Macha Sign Get Married

Video and Photos from the wedding of Chaddy Mc’chadface and Macha Sign.

Macha Sign’s Vows

I am trained in Moogle warfare and I’m the top healer in the entire Eorzea armed forces.
You are nothing to me but just another dead Dragoon.
I will let you get wiped with apathy likes of which has never been seen before on this Content.
MARK MY MOGGING WORDS!
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over /tell?
THINK AGAIN, MOGGER!
As we speak I am contacting my secret Moogle network of spies across the continent and your contacts are being traced right now so you better prepare for the Maelstrom, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
You’re fucking dead, kid.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can let you die in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my cat hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in healing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Maelstrom and I will use it to its full extent tomake your life a living hell, you little Lalafell.
If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “emote spam” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your popoto tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
I will report you like i did before and you will drown in jail.
Get good, “McChaddy”.

Chaddy Mc’chadface’s Vows

Macha… My love…
Even though you are a member of a lesser race… I vow the following:
To level with you at your lowest…
To raid with you when nobody else will…
To pester you daily until you take the sweet fantasia, ending your Non-Lalafell life…
And last but not least…
The Mc’chadfaces always pay their debts

After party at Limsa