Big Win for Lalafell Everywhere

Mrs Cookie Bellator was in court again today for assaulting another Lalafell. Her defence lawyer Mr Tsuki – who was also under investigation – put up a poor defence for his client.
Mr Yaoi is walking away pleased with the conviction and Mr Mc’Chadface has said on record that he’s “one of the big boys” when it comes to Lalafel Rights.

Mr Tsuki also attempted to bribe the Right Honourable Grenseal during the trial and Mrs Bellator wore a skimpy outfit in an attempt to sway the court with her feline prowess.

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